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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to get out -- and you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I'd rather be a flop at show business than to be a success at something I didn't like.”

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