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U.S. humorist, 1927-1996
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, "Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams." Then they put the box away and bring it out once in awhile to look in it, and yep, they're still there.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Never accept a drink from a urologist.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.”

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