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American Actress and stand-up Comedian, b.1958 New Orleans, Louisiana, USA
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Friends will write me letters. They run out of room on the front of the letter. They write 'over' on the bottom of the letter. Like I'm that much of a moron. Like I need that there. Because if it wasn't there, I'd get to the bottom of the page: 'And so Kathy and I went shopping and we--' That's the craziest thing! I don't know why she would just end it that way.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“"I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over there and grab those signs and smash them over their heads and shove them up their asses. But...I'm a loving, spiritual person."
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?...Noooo...as funny as that is, I'm not”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“"I swear if Colgate comes out with one more type of toothepaste. I just want clean teeth that's all I want. I don't want the tartar and I don't want the cavaties. And I want white teeth. How come I have to choose? And then they have the 'Colgate Total' that supposedly has everything in there. I don't believe that for one second. If it's all in the one, how come they make all the others? Who's going: "I don't mind the tartar so much."?"
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“"So, I bought a new cd and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers..I mean plastic and then tape and the tape is like government tape. It says open here..is that sarcasm?, and buy batteries and they are in there with layers and layers of cardboard and then scissors....you need scissors to get into scissors, what if you were buying them for the first time? you wouldnt be able to get them open. Then you try and buy a light bulb and it's this thin thin cardboard .....what are they thinking? "Ohh they'll be fine"”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“"I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: "Ohhh my God, you're thin."
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“[Golden eagles have an interesting way of mating, where they connect in the air while flying at eighty miles an hour] and then they start dropping and they don't stop dropping until the act is completed. So it's not uncommon that they both fall all the way to the ground, hit the ground and both of them die. That's how committed they are to this. I thought to myself, 'Boy, don't we feel like wimps for stopping to answer the phone.' I don't know about you, but if I'm one of these two birds, you're getting close to the ground... I would serioulsy consider fakin' it.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“"Go to bed in your fireplace, you'll sleep like a log."
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