Thinkexist Quotations
My Account Help
Add the "Dynamic Daily Quotation" to Your Site or Blog - it's Easy!
 
All Elayne Boosler
QuotationsAuthorsTopicsKeywordsContributors My Quotations More...
Famous people:  Name|Nationality|Occupation|Date|Curiosity 
 Authors > Eko Ella > Elayne Boosler
1-10 Quotations of 11

Elayne Boosler quotes

bookmark email link cite rss
American Comedian and Activist. b.1952
Elayne Boosler quotes
Popularity:
Elayne Boosler popularity 6/10
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.”

 Elayne Boosler quote

Similar Quotes. About: Funny quotes, Men and Women quotes, Men quotes, Women quotes.
 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.”

 Elayne Boosler quote

Similar Quotes.
 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.”

 Elayne Boosler quote

Similar Quotes.
 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'”

 Elayne Boosler quote

Similar Quotes.
 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot”

 Elayne Boosler quote

Similar Quotes. About: Men and Women quotes.
 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.”

 Elayne Boosler quote

Similar Quotes.
 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?”

 Elayne Boosler quote

Similar Quotes.
 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.”

 Elayne Boosler quote

Similar Quotes.
 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions”

 Elayne Boosler quote

Similar Quotes. About: Mankind quotes, Wilderness quotes, Guidance quotes.
 Add to Chapter...
    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?”

 Elayne Boosler quote

Similar Quotes.
 Add to Chapter...
       Elayne Boosler quotes - next
<< Elanor Kitzman quotesElayne Rapping quotes >>
Related Articles
hilarious quotes (HILARIOUS QUOTES)
our laugh out loud quotes

   
Suggested
> T-Shirt quotes
> funny quotes
> famous quotes
> movie quotes
> sayings
> proverbs
> funny sayings
> Inspirational Quotes
> Cute Quotes
> Friendship Quotes
> Motivational Quotes
ThinkExist.com Quotations
Privacy & Security Policy | Terms of Service | Advertise | About us | Press room | Contact us | Help
Copyright ® ThinkExist 1999-2014