“It's awful. There's no reason for it. A lot of women have no idea how hard it is for a guy to approach a woman to ask her out. Maybe he's got no clue that you're not interested, but to give him a phone number so he gets ridiculed and rejected? It's mean. It's a waste of time. It's bad.”
“The majority of people in Blockbuster at 7 on a Saturday night are people whose plans have fallen through. So it's easy to walk over and talk to them.”
“That would make a guy go crazy. Have a great dude movie -- like the '40-Year-Old Virgin' or the 'Wedding Crashers' -- to watch after dinner. He won't want to watch it, so don't worry about it. The point is that you've made the effort.”