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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“George W. Bush even stopped in Pennsylvania to try his hand at the lotto and gave up when he could only think of the numbers 4 and 17”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a do's organ. In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'”

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