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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Much like rock 'n' roll, school shootings were invented by the black man and stolen by the whites,”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that shit too.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“A white boy that makes C's in College can make it to the White House”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Have you been watching American Idol? They have Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul judgin' the singin. Paula Abdul?! Gettin' Paula Abdul to judge a singin' contest is like gettin' Christopher Reeve to judge a dance contest!”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda. Every junkie did soda first. But no one counts that. Maybe they should. The soda connection is clear. Why isn't a presidential commission looking into this? Or at least some guys from the National Carbonation Council.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Aw, man, they gave 'em the Oscar on stage. Next they're gonna give the Oscars in the parking lot. It'll be like a drive-through Oscar lane. You get an Oscar and a McFlurry and keep on moving.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!' ”

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