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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I am a product. . . . I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I don't have the time to steal other people's material even if I wanted to, ... The reason why these rumors got started is that I don't really contest them because I don't believe they deserve contesting. I really don't.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to
move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them to
relocate? Their house have wheels.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“You're Hispanic. You speak Spanish. You're doing ethnic jokes. Taco Bell is one of your first targets.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“In all honesty, we don't know what's in the hearts of other men. All I know is that I respect comedy and I know comedy. I would never, ever, ever take somebody else's joke.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“You want to know the joke he thinks is stolen from him? It's a Taco Bell joke,”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“It's an investment, so to speak. It's that human contest. In five, 10 years, if I wanted to go back and do a theater there, I'd be able to. People would go, 'Yeah, man, he came here. It was awesome,'”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Going there is paying your dues. You always have to pay your dues. . . . You've just got to do it. Maybe I come from a working family. Maybe it's the voice of my mom saying, 'You've always got to be nice to people.' I look at it as saying it's going to be fun. Those people are going to be really, really happy.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.”
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