“It's the funniest thing, ... When they see the name 'Kennedy' on your credit card, they can't help but think that maybe I'm a Kennedy, and they treat you so much better.”
“We lived in a really small house there, ... We were not rich by any means. We were not the Kennedys that everyone knows. We don't have their money, and we look a little different.”
“It's amazing how different we all look, ... One of my brothers is 5-foot-2, the same size as my mother. My other brother looks like Ricky Ricardo. We don't look like a family. We look like a couple of people that just gathered together for a photo.”
“It's disappointing, but I was hoping the show was going to be edgier than it was, ... It didn't work out, but I haven't been at this for that long anyway.”
“I would rather cut grass one day a week all day than play a week at the Cleveland Improv, ... And that's what I do. I mow nine lawns a day, one day a week, every month. I make $2,000, which is what I would get for a week in Cleveland.”
