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American Comedian, Actor and Singer, 1890-1977
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.”
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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Women should be obscene and not heard.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.”

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you”

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