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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteLet the little fairy in you fly!
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 Rufus Wainwright quotes (American Singer and Songwriter, b.1973)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteThis is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds dwindle. I am going nowhere, and nowhere quick, but, those of you who have children, I am sorry to tell you this, but they are not special. Wait! I know some of you are going "what, what?" Let me just clarify: I know YOU think they're special ... ha ha ha! I'm aware of that. I'm just here to tell you, that they're NOT! Ha ha ha ha! Sorry. Did you know that every time a guy comes he comes two-hundred million sperm? One out of TWO-HUNDRED MILLION that load, we're only talking about one load connected: gee, what are the fucking odds? Do you know what that means? I've wiped nations off've my chest with a grey gymsock. ENTIRE CIVILISATIONS HAVE FLAKED AND CRUSTED IN THE HAIR AROUND MY NAVEL! [...] I've tossed universes in my underpants while napping. Boom! A Milkyway shoots into my jockeyshorts: "Unngh ... what's for fucking breakfast?!"
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 Bill Hicks quotes (American Comedian, b.1961)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteI may not lead the most dramatic life, but in my brain it's War and Peace everyday.
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 Rufus Wainwright quotes (American Singer and Songwriter, b.1973)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteEverything I do, I feel is genius. Whether it is or it isn't.
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 Rufus Wainwright quotes (American Singer and Songwriter, b.1973)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteSean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh!
Will: She woke herself up?
Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff.

~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
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 Good Will Hunting quotes (Movie)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quoteAs regards rap music, I believe that the "c" is silent.
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 Dr. Tony Giles quotes (English Maxillofacial Surgeon and Missionary, b.1950)

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