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“Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep them from eating it”

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“Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces”
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“I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.”
Rodney Dangerfield quotes (American Comedian, 1921-2004)
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“My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'”
Mitch Hedberg quotes (American Comedian, 1968-2005)
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“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'”
chrisleeindy Mitch Hedberg quotes (American Comedian, 1968-2005)
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“The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.”
Woody Allen quotes (American Actor, Author, Screenwriter and Film Director, b.1935)
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“I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.”
Mitch Hedberg quotes (American Comedian, 1968-2005)
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“The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.”
Edward Koch quotes (American 105th Mayor the City of New York and Author, b.1924)
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“I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.”
Oscar Wilde quotes (Irish Poet, Novelist, Dramatist and Critic, 1854-1900)
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“Food is to eat, not to frame and hang on the wall.”
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