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“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.”
Joan Rivers quotes (American humorist, b.1935)
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“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.”
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“You make the beds, you wash the dishes, and six months later you have to start all over again”
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“Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief, and, most of all, fear”
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“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.”
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“I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.”
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“You can't undo anything you've already done, but you can face up to it. You can tell the truth. You can seek forgiveness. And then let God do the rest.”

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“God doesn't call us to be successful. He calls us to be faithful.”

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“There is no better way to thank God for your sight than by giving a helping hand to someone in the dark.”
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“God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December.” Rectorial address, May 3, 1922, St. Andrew’s University, Scotland
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“I have held many things in my hands, and I have lost them all; but whatever I have placed in God's hands, that I still possess”
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