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by Mark Lugris

Humorous quotes aren't necessarily laugh-out loud one-liners.  Humorous quotes can simply be quotes that make you think and smile.  Leaning towards the smart rather than the sidesplitting, humorous quotes offer perspective and wit.

    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Eternity is really long, especially near the end"

 Woody Allen quotes (American actor, author, screenwriter and film director, b.1935)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."

 Dave Barry quotes (American writer and humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947)

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In life, those attempting to be funny may often fail, while those content with simply being humorous have a greater chance for success.  Humorous quotes don't depend as much on delivery as intelligence.  Using a humorous quote as an icebreaker hints at one's cleverness, rather than highlighting one's silliness.

    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do."

 Lenny Bruce quotes (Controversial American stand-up comedian and satirist of the 1950s and 60s. 1925-1966)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law."

 Jerry Seinfeld quotes (American television actor and comedian, b.1954)

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It is often said that "humor is the best medicine," and humorous quotes are a simple way to receive a daily dose of optimism.  From pop culture icons to sharp-eyed authors, visionaries from all fields have contributed humorous quotes.  At, our database of humorous quotes grows daily, therefore, there is always a fresh supply to brighten your day.

    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone"

 Dorothy Parker quotes (American short-story writer and poet, 1893-1967)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope."

 Bill Cosby quotes (American actor, comedian and producer. b.1937, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA)

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