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hilarious quotes


by Mark Lugris

Hilarious as defined by Webster is that which is "mirthful, noisy or merry".   Our collection of hilarious quotes certainly fits that bill.  Not content to pass for funny or amusing, hilarious quotes are those that can cause you to laugh out loud.  The source for hilarious quotes are usually those renowned for their irreverent humor and unclassifiable sense of comedy.


    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to."

 Chris Rock quotes

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me"

 Jerry Seinfeld quotes (American television actor and comedian, b.1954)

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Hilarious quotes aren't limited to the latest comedy sensation.  Some of the most hilarious quotes come from classic performers.  Hilarious quotes are those that are as original as they are bold.


    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."

 W. C. Fields quotes (American comic and actor, 1880-1946)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back"

 Henry Youngman quotes (English born American comedian and violinist, 1906-1998)

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So whether searching for hilarious quotes to include in an e-mail to a friend, or hilarious quotes to share at the next get-together, offers an incomparable collection.  From timeless quips to the latest wisecracks, our selection of hilarious quotes will surely bring a smile to your face.


    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

 Groucho Marx quotes (American comedian, actor and singer, 1890-1977)

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    I Like this quote I dislike this quote"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"

 Elayne Boosler quotes (American comedian and activist. b.1952)

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